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I LIVE IN DETROIT. i'll never leave again. here i can byob everywhere, there are outdoor bonfire parties downtown, and i've heard that detroit proper holds the record for number of cats extracted from a single home (274 -- saw it on animal planet).
i love house music.
most importantly, blue man group is no joke.
here are the good jokes in the midwest right now:
Q what's the difference between jesus and a mexican?
A jesus would never get a tattoo of a mexican.
Q what's the best part about having sex with 28 yr olds?
A there's 20 of them.
here is what needs to be said about ENIS, our housecat:
he knocks any glass containing water off of tables on purpose
he tried to push my roommate sam to his death last summer while sam was halfway out of the window holding onto the window AC unit BY THE CORD.
one day he bled all over the yellow couch during a nap.
"I ate at Taco Bell, but I didn't drink PEPSI!"
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